Bane Reviews

Ish jurs hazt eet an its feelsh sho gud.

TRIMATHY TREEBROW ESH THA MESHIASHSSS.

AS PURR YERR REQUORST, BURTMEERN BERGERGGLE. EET EES PERSSIBLLEY THE MURTS EFFORCTIVE ERIGEN STERRGH I HERVER URVUER SEEN BERFURR. EET BUILDS SLEWRLY AND FURSHIONS A REALORSTIC WERLD WURR BURTMERN CUN BER TURKGLE SURRIOUSLERY. ADMERTIDERLY THE LERSSST ERCT EES KINDA A MURSST, BUT ERVERULL ET EES EN ENJORGURBLE AND WELL-MURD FEELMEJUBU.

GURTHERM’S TURM HAS CURM!

jon-crane-deactivated20120211 asked: I have a request for a film review - Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, as they pretty much are your predecessors. Thank you -- AHEM! I mean, tharznk yooush, goorld shizr Michztker Bane. <--- I tried. :/

SO EET SHARLL BE DURNE! …ARFTER CHRISTMARGLE FESTURVIETIES. ALSER, GERRD EFFORRGLE FERR YOUGH FURS TERMUE!

THE BURT SHURLL FURRR MEE!

WHERTHER YOU CELERBERTE CHERSTMERSLE OR HARNUKRKA, OR ARRNYTHING ELSE, HAVE A GOOLRD ONE!

UNLESS YERR’RE BERTMERN, EEN WHECH CERRSE I WELL SNURP YOU EN HURFF!

BWARGLEWAHRGLE!

SO, TER GERT INTERG THE CHERSTMERGLE SPORIT, I ARM REVIWEERBLEGRLE THE GRINBCH. HERLY SHOGHBLERGE JERM CARRRERY ES ANNORYING. PERSSIBLEY THE MOST ANNORYING THENG ERVER EXCEPT THERT LETTLE GARRL ES EVEN WORSE. FERCK THE CHERSTMERGLE SPORIT, GO WERTCH THE OLD ANIMARTED ONE INSTEAGHLE. THERS VARSION JUST MERKES ME WARNT TO ARGHLGJCGE BAHCKRTHO AND PFKLCNCEJNXS.

WHERN WHOVILLE EES EEN ARSHES I WERLL GIVE THE GERNCH PERMISSEN TER DIE.

NURRTHERNG HERRPENS!! ERT’S VERY PRETTERG AND EES CINERMERITERCARRLYY EFFERCTERG ERND GEORGE CLERRNY EES A DREAMBOAT BUT STERRL, ALMOST NURRTHERNG HERRPENS! EEF YOU WERTCH THEES, BE PERTIANT AND KNOW THERT EET WILL BE A TRERAL.

I WERL BREAK THE BERTMERN IN TWER!

They don’t even have to be movies, Bane is flexible, if incomprehensible.

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PAINFUL FOHHRR YOOOUUUU!

….ERR, THE BAT SHARLL FARLGLE ASHES ETC.

SO YOU’D THERRNK BY THE FURRGH FELM THERT THE MAGIC WERRLD BE GEROGF BUT TARARM CRURRSE HERS STILL GRROT EET, THE CRURZY BERSTRDG! THERS MURVER EES A LERT OF FERG WERTH GREEEAAT ACTION AND DURRZLING SETPORGLES. DERN’T THERNK TOO MURRCH ERND YOU’LL ERNJERG EET! ALSO JERERRMY REMEMR EES TERTOTALLY SEERXXLGERB!

GOTHAM’S TERRME HAS EHRSJFSHAR